Quotes from The Final Kegger: ~I'm so excited that you're here (Scarls)
~****** is hot! (I'm protecting someone)
~Are you House Arrest? (Jules)
~You have ear piercings! (Cynthia)
~This is checmistry: Beakers being poured into each other; bunsen burners. This is chemistry. (Nick)
~I give good head (Jules)
~I'm just a simple beer drinking intellectual (Jules)
~Das ist wunderbar (Nicole)
~Bring it on (?)
~What long ???? is that? (Cynthia?)
~I am horny (Jules and Scarls, Inc)
~Cynthia is my best friend (Scarls)
~Do you *know* whose in Delaware? (Scarls)
~XOXO 4 Eva (Lauren)
~540-270-0869 (Scarls..who let me talk so much?????)
~Where can I get some balls in this house? (Cynthia)
~I am a man, I have a penis. I cannot fucking do this! (Nick)
~Are you saving a place for me later? (Christopher)
~Yes, Have some! (Scarls)
~You could be my someone-Jules rocks and Scarlet is money (Megs)
~I love Virginia, New York sucks! (Adam)
~We play winnerrrrs! (Neeecole + Eeeerin)
~I am just drinking ginger ale (Andrew)
~We have to Jance! (Nicole)
~The writing on the wall: Jamie and Jocelyn were here (Jamie and Jocelyn, go figure;)
~What are you dooin? (Adam)
~I want a weiner (Cynthia)
~I'm not House Arrest! (Ryan)
~Palindromes do it backwards and forwards (E + N)
~I need rap music and I need it now (Patrick)
~I'd like to dedicate this to Mike Disque-The Piano Man (Scarls)
~1 minute man (Scarls)
~My nips are hard (Gordon)
~Anal sex, not really (Scarls)
~Uhhhhh... (Nicole + Erin)
~The drummer has to work hard! (Jules)
~Fun Times! (Gordon)
~Scarls- We are fucking awesome! (Jules)
~Give us some fucking Copland! (?)
~Playing the durms is hard! (Jules)
~I want that hot LI guy (Laura)
~Try four months (?)
~I am so damn HORNY! (Cynthia)
~I want some Stockhausen (Nicole)
~Party On! (Adam L)
~Me too (Scarls)
~890-368-8159 (Adam)
~We'll help you out Boys (?)
~??? is what I will call him (Laura)
~I have was here how many times? (Laura)